COOKIES AND CAKES, WE THE BRAND NEW ENTENMANNS

as Jim Jones would say "we gettin' cakey over here". check out the new(ish) line on the block CAKE. all of their shirts share a consistent line of using imagery of models with or without baked goods. but the thing about the line the separates them from every other brand that's put a half nekkid chick on a shirt and thought they were money is... but before i get to that, the other day i was on Broadway gettin' lunch and i saw a dude with a shirt on that had a nekkid chick in some dunks on the front and on the back it said "nice tits, nice kicks". really dude? i feel like the only people who rock that shirt have in fact never seen "nice tits" in real life without the ever present smell of stripper baby powder wafting the air.




anywho, cake does the half nekkid lady thing, but always has their designs surrounding the half nudity on point. when i saw the eyes wide shut joint i was like wow, black rob was like whoa




CAKE CLOTHING

I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS SHIT...

when the day comes that Madonna decides to come totally out of left field and drop a pantera riff at the end of her live set is the day when i officially no longer can think of anything clever to say. i mean really? A New Level? that shit isn't even a Pantera hit, i mean if she goes into Cemetery Gates or This Love or something, i cna maybe might understand it. but, A New Fucking Level, was she just rocking out to Vulgar Display Of Power after she got done boning ya boy A-Rod? all of this just boggles my mind and poses the question, WHERE'S MY KYLIE MINOGUE SLAYER COVER?

ME I'M IN MY SPACESHIP, YEAH I WORK FOR NASA

in continuing the "get your fresh right for the summer, ballin spectacular of haberdashery", i present to you the two newest acquisitions to my footwear collection. may i present to you the RED SUNs (aka Supra TUFs) on some straight up communist, power to to proletariat heat.




and the AIR STERANKOS, on some serious
Jim Steranko Op Art jumpoff:



get your mind right kids!

HEEL CLICKS? REALLY DUDE? WELL PLAYED...

still not tired of this song at all, and the video costing all of $12 dollars somehow just makes this nonsensical train of thought mess of a song even better. i could totally imagine wayne actually wrote this song on the way to a video shoot of another song. and the heel click... it's the victory lap to selling 2 milli records in two weeks i suppose

HELL AWAITS

HellBoy 2 is out now! It's going to be a guaranteed stunningly creative and visually rich movie from Guillermo Del Toro (director of Pan's Labyrinth), I'm going to catch a showing of it tomorrow and bask in all the fantasy shoutouts and awesomeness, you should definitely go see that shit!

I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD....

Alex Sandwell Kliszynski has made some interesting images of life sized Ken and Barbies, but not in the gross weird way a Real Doll is a life sized Barbie, but instead in the thought provoking, only slightly creepy, artistic way. speaking of creepy, remember that "i'm a barbie girl song.." that shit was annoying and very Guidette,but when i think of that song i then think of "the venga bus is coming" song which was used in mad six flags commercials with some fake old dude who was fucking uber levels of creepy as he danced around in sped up motion.





dead ass, if i'm outside mowing my lawn getting my leave it to beaver on in the burbs and that dude jumps out the bus, im locking my kids in their room and im calling the cops. and im calling Chris Hanson, tell him to come pick up his boy.