Sunday, September 9, 2007

THOUGHTS ON THE VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS OR HOW I LEARNED MTV DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE*



- its kinda weird to watch as britney spears career just had its final death rattle. like you wanna help outta altruism but its way too late. does she look a lil drunk? does she also look a lil soft? how does this all fit into federline's master plan?

- sarah silverman bombed bad, real bad.

- this show looks about as rehearsed and well executed as a dance routine performed in front of your projects' building by 14 yr old girls. actually those girls probably rehearsed more, it's the end of summer they didnt have shit to do for the last 3 months.

- they are really playing the hell outta the justice record.

- shia lebouf's child molester 'stache, stellar.

- t pain always looks like he just crawled out of the garbage.

- conversely alicia keys looks like magic

- seeing mastodon for ~30 seconds almost made the shitstorm that was this show worth it.

- all of timbaland's recent production sounds like french rave music. whats the deal with that?


*or white people or asians, or latinos or pacific islanders or middle easterners for that matter.